A farmer got in his pickup and drove over to a neighbor’s and knocked at the door.
A young boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your Dad home?” the farmer asked. “No sir, he isn’t,” the boy replied. “He went into town.” “Well,” said the man, “Is your Mother here?”
“No sir, she’s not here either. She went into town with Dad.” “How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?” “No sir, He went with Mom and Dad.”
A young female teacher, good looking and wearing a short and tight skirt, was giving an assignment to her class one day. It was a big assignment,…
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?” She replies,…
One day, little Johnny asked his father, “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?” His wife, who was cooking dinner, overheard the question and decided…
Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of…
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cabdriver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why…
«Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and laptop,» my daughter exclaimed…