A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Staywhere you are,” she said.
“He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.” Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s
Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular…
So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him,but that he would have his secretary write a check…
Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the last hotel,…
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next…
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord, grant me one wish.” The sunny California…
