A wife was in bed with her lover
when she heard her husband’s key in the door.
“Staywhere you are,” she said.
“He’s so drunk he won’t even
notice you’re in bed with me.”
Sure enough, the husband
lurched into bed none the wiser,
but a few minutes later,
through a drunken haze,
he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.
He turned to his wife:
“Hey, there are six feet in this bed.
There should only be four. What’s
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