My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her…”pack your things and …..”
At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop for her to receive the call. It was her dad. The phone was on speaker so I could hear what he was saying. After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter, he said:”my daughter, I have transferred $1,000,000 into your account, give your husband $500,000 out of it, and you can have the other half.”…READ MORE BELOW
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A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What…
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie. He decides to test it out on his son at supper. Dad says: “Where…
Little Larry says: ‘I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest…READ MORE BELOW
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her…