DIVORCE COUNSELLING A couple whose marriage was going on the rocks sought the advice of a marriage counsellor.
The counsellor pleaded with them to patch up their quarrel, but they were adamant. “So,” said the counsellor, “you know the consequences and you want to part. Remember this. You must divide your property equally.” The wife flared up. “You mean the $4,000 I have saved up? I must give him half? My money?” “Yes,” said the counsellor. “He gets $2,000. You get $2,000. What about my furniture? I paid for that.””Same thing,” answered the counsellor. “Your husband gets the BEDROOM and the living
