“Customer First, Always.”

Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny,

come to my office immediately.

Little Johnny: Yes, sir!

Boss: Little Johnny,

I noticed you arguing with the customer who just left.

I’ve told you before that the customer is always right.

Do you understand?

Little Johnny: Yes, sir!

The customer is always right.

Boss: So, what were you arguing about with that customer?

Little Johnny: He said my boss is stupid and an idiot, sir!

Boss: That foolish man.

What did you say to him?

Little Johnny: I told him he’s right.

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