Lazy Husband Got The Worst End

A lazy husband got the ‘fat’ end… Wife: Please help me tidy the garden, honey. Husband: Do I look like a gardener to you?! Wife: “Apologies, honey….

CABBIE AND THE NUN

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him…

So Little Johnny’s

So Little Johnny’s teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she…

WET SUIT….

 

She told her to…

A group of kindergarteners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk….

Story – Everyone…

I’ve been married for 75 years. Promised my wife when we got married that when two people quarrel, the loser has to walk for 5 kilometers. I’ve…

Father In Law Asked Her To…

FATHER IN LAW ASKED HER TO HELP HIM WITH HIS WORK FOR ONE DAY. WHAT FOLLOWED NEXT LEFT HER STUNNED. So one day my father in law…

I was driving when..

I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I…

Funny Joke – A Mexican man who spoke no English

A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks. He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady…

(FUNNY STORY) BEST TEACHER EVER!

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him. “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence,…