Little Johnny failed his mathematics test..
His grade was so terrible that his teacher called home to speak with his father. When he got home that afternoon, his father stood crossly at the…
“Senior Moments: The Old Lady’s Unusual Request at the Pharmacy”
Two old ladies are sitting on a bus stop, smoking. It begins to rain, and one old lady pulls out a condom, stretches it out, snips the…
The newlywed wife said to her husband
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we re going to be three in…
Old Age
1- I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice. 2- Sometimes, I roll my eyes out loud. 3- I don’t need anger management, I need…
A Woman Went Shopping. –
A Woman Went Shopping. – At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse: He could not…
A horny gorilla sees a lion bent over a small stream, taking a drink
A horny gorilla sees a lion bent over a small stream, taking a drink The gorilla runs up behind the lion, grabs on, and has his way…
Three Horse: The Hilarious Explanation Behind the Name
Three Horse: The Hilarious Explanation Behind the Name An old Indian was asked the name of his wife. He replied, “Wife Name – Three Horse.” “That’s an…
A dwarf with a lisp goes to visit a stud farm.
“I’d like to buy a horth” He says to the owner of the farm. “What sort of horse?” Said the owner. “A female horth” The dwarf replies….
Mom’s Hilarious Response to Her Son’s Tough Question
Mom’s Hilarious Response to Her Son’s Tough Question A boy asks his mom, “Why am I black and you’re white?” Mom replied, “Don’t even go there. The…
A Late-Night Mix-Up: The Surprising Truth Under the Blanket
A Late-Night Mix-Up: The Surprising Truth Under the Blanket A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the…