Getting Slapped While Sitting At A Bar
Redneck Ray is sitting in a bar in Houston, quietly sipping a beer. Suddenly, a burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls…
An elderly couple decides to live
An elderly couple decides to live it up a little and go to McDonald’s… When they order the food, the old man divides the fries in half…
The old man gets really upset
An old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter…
How did your chickens become
A man sat at a local bar and said: “This is a special day, l’m celebrating.” “What a coincidence”, said the woman next to him, “I’m celebrating,…
A man and his wife are discussing what they believe their son will be when he grows up.
A man and his wife are discussing what they believe their son will become when he grows up. “I have an idea,” the father declares. He places…
After getting caught in a large group
Little Johnny was with his mom as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were…
A gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion. The husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table,…
A Wife leaves her Cat in the care
A Wife leaves her Cat in the care of the Husband A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to…
A Wife casually calls her husband
A Wife casually calls her husband at the office one afternoon Wife: Hi, how r u…? Husband: I m fine…! Wife: What did u have for lunch…
A woman has an appointment with her gynecologist
A woman has an appointment with her gynecologist, but oversleeps and wakes up 30 minutes before her morning appointment. She has to drop her daughter at school…