Husband looked at his wife and said

A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” He backed…

The doctor scratched his head and wondered

Every spring, as soon as the snows thawed, a certain mountain woman would come down into town,have a baby and gather supplies for the summer. After a…

A 70-year-old man has never been married

A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go…

Teacher Addresses A Student.

The teacher addressed a pupil and asked him: “How many kidneys do we have?” “Four!” the backbencher student says. “Four? Haha.” The teacher was one of those…

Old Woman Driving At Speed Limits

A state trooper sees a car going 22 mph. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as someone who is speeding! He turns on…

Woman Finds Out How Long She Has To Live

A 45 year old woman from Los Angeles had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital. While in surgery, she had a supernatural near-death experience….

Ford Drivers Are Going To Hell

Three men are out driving on a beautiful sunny day. However, they all fail to notice the stop signs and crash into each other at an intersection….

Two Canadians Die And Go To Hell

Two Canadians die and go to hell. The Devil decides to pay them a visit, so he enters their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused,…

More Than Chili Peppers

A man sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili. The waitress says, “I’m sorry, but the man next to you had…

Priest And Nun

A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down. The garage doesn’t open until morning, so they have…