Little Johnny failed his mathematics test completely.

His grade was so terrible that his teacher called home to speak with his father. Whe got home that afternoon, his father stood crossly at the doorway….

THIS WOMAN….

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Lena was hired…

HE WAS….

A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wife’s temper. The doctor asks, “What’s the problem?” The man says, “Doctor, I don’t know what to do….

A Man Walks

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. “Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.” “One Cent?” the man thought. He glanced…

A Woman Goes

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, he…

A firefighter…

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off…

This Man..

A man and a woman who had never met before but were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a…

Waiter gives…

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant, following a day of sight-seeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a scrumptious, sizzling platter being served at…

This Woman…

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Lena was hired…

This woman…

A woman is sitting at a bar, enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends… …when an exceptionally tall, handsome, sexy young man entered. He was so…