A Wife casually calls her husband at the office one afternoon Wife: Hi, how r u…? Husband: I m fine…! Wife: What did u have for lunch…

A woman has an appointment with her gynecologist, but oversleeps and wakes up 30 minutes before her morning appointment. She has to drop her daughter at school…

A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!” He backed…

Every spring, as soon as the snows thawed, a certain mountain woman would come down into town,have a baby and gather supplies for the summer. After a…

A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go…

The teacher addressed a pupil and asked him: “How many kidneys do we have?” “Four!” the backbencher student says. “Four? Haha.” The teacher was one of those…

A state trooper sees a car going 22 mph. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as someone who is speeding! He turns on…

A 45 year old woman from Los Angeles had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital. While in surgery, she had a supernatural near-death experience….

Three men are out driving on a beautiful sunny day. However, they all fail to notice the stop signs and crash into each other at an intersection….