The funny story of how men age…
At age 42, they meet and play golf again “Where you wanna go for lunch?” “Hooters.” “Again? Why?” “They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side…
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as…
Whispers of Love: A Father and Daughter’s Journey through Goodbyes and Memories
A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mommy, God bless…
A man is lying on the beach
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a…
The Man Is Racked With Guilt And Confesses To His Neighbor
A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:“Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to…
Little Johnny farts in the classroom
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing. The principal…
They Say Men Don’t Listen To Women
A man asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday. “I’d like to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he…
A Lady Approaches A Priest And Tells Him
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say…