The Man Is Racked With Guilt And Confesses To His Neighbor
A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:“Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to…
Little Johnny farts in the classroom
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing. The principal…
They Say Men Don’t Listen To Women
A man asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday. “I’d like to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he…
A Lady Approaches A Priest And Tells Him
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say…
Wife discovers
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion… … and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a…