Little Johnny & Worms!!
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into…
HE lost..
The doctors save his life, but he loses one eye. Before a nice glass one can be fitted, he is temporarily given a wooden eye. The man…
Husband ….
A policeman sent his wife and child to a sea resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he…
Wife receives a divorce letter from husband
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years…
A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all..
A irate wife complained that her husband spent all of his free time in a pub. So one night, he took her with him. “What’ll you have?”…
Little Johnny failed his mathematics test completely.
His grade was so terrible that his teacher called home to speak with his father. Whe got home that afternoon, his father stood crossly at the doorway….
THIS WOMAN….
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Lena was hired…
HE WAS….
A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wife’s temper. The doctor asks, “What’s the problem?” The man says, “Doctor, I don’t know what to do….
A Man Walks
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. “Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.” “One Cent?” the man thought. He glanced…
A Woman Goes
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, he…