A man asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday. “I’d like to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he…

Redneck Ray is sitting in a bar in Houston, quietly sipping a beer. Suddenly, a burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls…

An elderly couple decides to live it up a little and go to McDonald’s… When they order the food, the old man divides the fries in half…

An old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter…

A man sat at a local bar and said: “This is a special day, l’m celebrating.” “What a coincidence”, said the woman next to him, “I’m celebrating,…

A man and his wife are discussing what they believe their son will become when he grows up. “I have an idea,” the father declares. He places…

Little Johnny was with his mom as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were…

A man and his wife are at a high school reunion. The husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table,…

A Wife leaves her Cat in the care of the Husband A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to…