A man was sold a very cheap suit. “But my left arm is much longer than my right arm,” he complained. “That’s why the suit is so…

A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly lunges at his friend. “My life is a mess,” it says. “My owner is a…

A businessman rushed to the station just in time to catch the Rockhampton Express from Brisbane. After taking his seat, he asked the conductor when the train…

The room was filled with pregnant women and their husbands. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly…

A rich man buys a new Lamborghini. It’s the most expensive car in the world, and he wants to show it off, so he takes it out…

A cowboy rode into town on his horse and stopped at a bar for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on foreigners, and…

Buddy and his wife Edna would go to the state fair every year. … and every year Buddy would say, ‘Edna, I want to ride in that…

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class, was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to…

After driving for about sixteen hours, a truck driver decides to pull over and get some sleep. Just as he falls asleep, he is awakened by a…