Three guys…

He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest one in the face and said, “I went by your grandma’s house and I saw…

Blonde woman decides

BUT IS SHOCKED TO HEAR THIS FROM ABOVE. A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and…

MALE OR FEMALE BRAIN!(FUNNY STORY)

The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. “Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental…

90 year old golfer

“But why?” asks his wife. “Well, it’s my eyesight. I can’t see where the ball goes after I hit it”. The wife says, “Listen, you can go…

Nun & The blindman

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says…

Drunk AS Hell

Three men had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and each went to their home. The next day, they all met…

This Man….

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to…

AS THE PLANE WAS GOING…

An old couple were sitting in the plane on their way to Hawaii to celebrate their golden wedding anniversary. Suddenly the pilot made an announcement: “Dear passengers,…

THIS IS HOW TO DEAL

A woman and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asked if she would like to play…

WIFE’S FUNERAL…

WIFE’S HEADSTONE Charlie was a very successful marketing director. Sadly, his wife Rita dies. At the cemetery, Joe’s friends and family are appalled to see that the…