There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next…

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord, grant me one wish.” The sunny California…

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely,…

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a…

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You…

A very rich married man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. The man not wanting…

A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother goes to visit. When she knocks on the door, she is shocked to see her…

HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND: “Of course I do..” WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry? ” HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d…

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word…