At bedtime, I tucked my 5-year-old daughter in and asked, “What was your favorite present today?” She paused thoughtfully before replying, “Spending the day with you, mummy.”…

A woman, frustrated because her husband was late coming home from golf yet again, decided to leave a note that read, “I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you….

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An Amish lady was driving her horse drawn buggy to town with her young son when she was stopped by a highway patrol officer. I Just wanted…

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“Two wives go out for girls’ night. Both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe…

My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, “There’s something I must confess.” “Shhh,” I said, “There’s nothing to confess. Everything’s alright.”…

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He…