The doctors save his life, but he loses one eye. Before a nice glass one can be fitted, he is temporarily given a wooden eye. The man…

A policeman sent his wife and child to a sea resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he…

Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years…

A irate wife complained that her husband spent all of his free time in a pub. So one night, he took her with him. “What’ll you have?”…

His grade was so terrible that his teacher called home to speak with his father. Whe got home that afternoon, his father stood crossly at the doorway….

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Lena was hired…

A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wife’s temper. The doctor asks, “What’s the problem?” The man says, “Doctor, I don’t know what to do….

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. “Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.” “One Cent?” the man thought. He glanced…

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, he…