One day little Johnny asks his father
One day little Johnny asks his father “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?” Wife was cooking dinner when she heard little Johnny ask, so…
A new couple buys a new house
A new couple buys a new house, and the husband tells his wife to make dinner for him. The wife refuses, so the man tells his wife:…
A husband and wife are eating at Hooters for their 20th anniversary.
A husband and wife are eating at Hooters for their 20th anniversary. A busty gorgeous blond waitress comes up and asks them what they’d like to drink….
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion. The husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table,…
A woman was having a passionate affair
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company.One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home…
Are You Blonde?
A blond cop pulls over a blond and asks for her drivers license. The blond starts looking through her car then asks, “Uhh, what are they again?”…
They Say Men Don’t Listen To Women
A man asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday. “I’d like to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he…
Getting Slapped While Sitting At A Bar
Redneck Ray is sitting in a bar in Houston, quietly sipping a beer. Suddenly, a burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls…
An elderly couple decides to live
An elderly couple decides to live it up a little and go to McDonald’s… When they order the food, the old man divides the fries in half…
The old man gets really upset
An old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter…