HUSBAND’S….
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was…
People were feeling
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger…
LITTLE GIRL SHOCKED EVERYONE WITH HER ASSIGNMENT, INCLUDING THIS TEACHER
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next…
JOHNNY THE NAUGHTY !!
A salesman rang the doorbell and little Johnny answered. The salesman asked if his father was at home. Johnny said, “Yes.” The salesman said, “Well, can I…
PADDY AND MICK
Paddy and Mick were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came television on. It showed a guy on a bridge…
Timmy Comes Home Early And Walks In On His Parents, And The Explanation Gets A Hot Take From
Timmy just stares, confused as to what they’re doing. The mom says, “Timmy? Go to your room, I’ll be up in a bit.” So Timmy goes upstairs…
Johnny Brought Home His History Test Result.
Little Johnny brought home his history test result, which was 90. His father was overjoyed with it. His mother, Karen, couldn’t believe her kid got 90 in…
A Man Finds A Wallet With $700 In It.
A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and…
Joke of the day
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip….
Dirty Joke: You’ve got to make love to me this very moment
My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I…