A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. The old woman says, “Thank you. Bartender, I…

The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones’ mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to…

The jealous husband hired a detective – and couldn’t believe what… A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The…

An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the backyard. Then they…

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck driver…

A chicken farmer went to a local bar…. Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.. The woman perks up and says, ‘How about…

Wishing wells don’t work. Everyone knows that. Right? …Well, that doesn’t apply to me. Not exactly, anyways. You see, I can…steal wishes, I guess. Pick up a…

A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go…

They are seated at a table. After a few minutes to look at the menu, they decide to start with some appetizers. The waiter asks the pigs…