(Funny) Wife Calls A Husband.
H – “Hello?” . W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” H – “Yes.” W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks…
A Husband And Wife
A husband and wife are awoken at 3 AM by a loud pounding on the door The husband looks out the bedroom window through the pouring rain,…
Elderly woman was out strolling her dog…
A young man approached her, took her purse, and ran away. A couple across the street hurried over to check on her, stating that they had called…
Student says he is too smart for the first grade
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Johnny what his problem was, and he replied, “I’m too smart…
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes
…and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, “I’m hanging myself because I’m tired of jokes about…
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead rob a bank
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead decide to rob a bank. Everything goes well-they have their masks on, the bank hands over the money-awesome. Exiting the…
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door
“Hurry!” she said. “Stand in the corner.” She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I…
A Night of Miscommunication
Once upon a time, there was a young couple who had just returned from a fantastic date. The guy dropped off his 19-year-old girlfriend at her house,…
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day
She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His favorite: a sandwich on italian bread, made with turkey, american cheese, pickles, onions,…
A man playing on a new golf course got confused
He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached the lady, again with the same request….