A man walks into a bar and notices his friend

A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. “Wow, look how small…

Student Nurse…

“Nurse,’ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, sir. I’m only here to wash your upper…

Home DIRTY HUSBAND WIFE

A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What…

A father buys a lie detector robot

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie. He decides to test it out on his son at supper. Dad says: “Where…

A teacher asks the kids

Little Larry says: ‘I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest…READ MORE BELOW

Woman Marry

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her…

Husband

A Sailor sent an e-mail to his wife, informing her that his ship would be returning from deployment a day early. Arriving home, he found his wife…

A Husband And Wife Get Up On Sunday Morning

After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” “Simple. I’m not going.” “Why not?” “Well, I’ll give…

This Rich Woman Tried

(I am totally deaf in my left ear and partially deaf in my right. I wear a regular hearing aid in my right ear and have a…

I took

We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in…