A Night to Remember: Bob’s Hilarious Journey to Henhood
Bob had a habit of enjoying his evenings a bit too much, and one night was no exception. He stumbled into bed late, slipping in quietly beside…
Love Like a Painter?Turns Out, Not Quite Da Vinci!
My wife said I make love like a painter. I said, “What, like Da Vinci, smooth strokes, attention to detail, and the result of a masterpiece?” She…
Paddy’s Hilarious Realization About Triplets Will Leave You in Stitches!
Paddy’s wife gave birth to triplets. “How in God’s name did that happen?” says Paddy. His wife replies, “Remember that night I was very dry, and we…
Paddy’s Plane Misunderstanding!
A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the…
A very sick woman on her bed
A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another…
Your birth month is what you’re getting for Christmas
Your birth month is what you’re getting for Christmas Jan: An Orange Feb: A Labrador.. Mar: Cheesecake Apr: Prison sentence.. May: Engagement ring Jun: Nothing.. Jul: A…
My Fiancée Wants Photos of Her Late Husband at Our Wedding, But I Can’t Accept It
A couple’s wedding plans have hit a rough patch due to a sensitive issue. The groom-to-be is upset because his fiancée wants to include photos of her…
He saw six feet in bed so his wife made him count again
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he…
My Daughter’s Favorite Gift
At bedtime, I tucked my 5-year-old daughter in and asked, “What was your favorite present today?” She paused thoughtfully before replying, “Spending the day with you, mummy.”…
A woman hid under the bed to watch her husband’s reaction – LOL
A woman, frustrated because her husband was late coming home from golf yet again, decided to leave a note that read, “I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you….