A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how…

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look…

There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see…

She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay,…

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was…

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the wind….

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping…

One sunny day, two men were sitting in a pub drinking pints of lager, when one turned to the other and said: “You see that man over…

House fires have always been one of my biggest fears. Although I’ve never experienced one personally, I constantly triple-check the stove, candles, and dryer vent for lint….