WIFE CAME LATE & FOUND OUT One late evening, a wife softly unlocks the door to her bedroom upon returning home. She can see four legs peeking…

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to…

The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used “Forgive Your Enemies” as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies….

She asked him, “How much are you selling the eggs for?” The old seller replied, “$0.25 an egg, Madam.” She said to him, “I will take 6…

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. “Why?” asks the father. “The teacher asked, ‘How much is 2×3?’ I said, ‘6.’”…

An old woman was sitting on the porch with her husband, sipping a glass of wine. “I love you so much,” she says. “In fact, I doubt…

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile….

“Two wives go out for girls’ night. Mine came back with a… “Two wives go out for girls’ night. Both got drunk, started walking home and had…

An elderly man goes to the doctor. He says, “Doctor, I’m having a problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me, since they’re always silent and…