Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular…

So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him,but that he would have his secretary write a check…

Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the last hotel,…

There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next…

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord, grant me one wish.” The sunny California…

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely,…

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a…

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You…