A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning:

“My dear wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy.

I am very happy with you, and I value you as a good wife.

Therefore, after reading this letter,

I hope that you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn hotel.

Please don’t be upset – I shall be home before midnight.”

When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the dining table:

“My dear husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 57 years old.

I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.

As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college.

I would like to inform you that while you are with your 19-year-old,

I will be with my 19-year-old student at the Holiday Inn!

Please don’t be upset – I shall be home before midnight too.”