A blonde walks into a department store one afternoon, casually browsing the shelves when something shiny catches her eye.
It’s sleek, silver, and mysterious. Curious, she flags down a store clerk.
“Excuse me,” she says, pointing, “what is that shiny thing over there?”
The clerk smiles politely.
“That’s a thermos.” She tilts her head. “
A thermos? What does it do?”
“It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” Her eyes widen with excitement. “
Wow! That sounds amazing. I
definitely need something like that!” She buys it on the spot.
The next morning,
she proudly walks into her office holding her brand-new thermos, grinning from ear to ear. S
potting her boss, she hurries over.
“Look!” she says, holding it up like a trophy.
“Isn’t it great?
I got this yesterday. It’s a thermos—it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!”
The boss, slightly amused, nods.
“Very nice! So… what did you put in it?”
She beams.”Some coffee… and a popsicle!”
