A blonde is overweight
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat…
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the creator of the world-famous detective, Sherlock Holmes, was not above telling tales about himself in which he was the laughing-stock. Here is…
I’m 67 years old and I had hip surgery a month ago. My son Daniel wanted me to stay with him, but his wife Claire wasn’t at all keen on the idea.
At 67, just one month after hip surgery, I believed I was stepping into a season of rest. The doctor had been clear: I needed care, calm,…
My Grandpa Sacrificed Everything to Raise Me Alone — After He Died, the Bank Called and Said, “Your Grandfather Wasn’t Who You Thought He Was
Two weeks after Bram’s funeral, my phone rang and a quiet, unfamiliar voice slipped through the line with words that stole every ounce of strength from my…
My Doorbell Rang at 7 A.M. on a Freezing Saturday Morning — I Was Ready to Lose My Temper, Until I Opened the Door
The next morning, the cold was even sharper. The kind that makes the air sting your lungs and turns every breath into a white cloud. I was…
An old woman, Grandma Edna, went to the doctor for her annual checkup.
An old woman, Grandma Edna, went to the doctor for her annual checkup. The doctor, trying to make polite conversation, asked, “Mrs. Edna, how are you feeling…
Do you fart inn bed?
If this story doesn’t make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I’ll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who…
Three mischiievous old
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by and one of the old Grandmas yelled out…
Three women are sitting in a beauty parlor, chatting about their husbandss.
Three women are sitting in a beauty parlor, chatting about their husbands. The first woman sighs and says, “Last night, my husband told me he was going…
Count it Againn.
A wife was with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she told the panicked lover. “He’s so drunk…