Crazy Little Johnny
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for…
A Wife With 7th Sense..
Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas!” The wife noticed that there’s something fishy in her husband’s story but since she was a good wife she…
My Uncle’s Wife Made My Mom Cry Joking about My Late Father – I Taught Her a Very Well-Needed Lesson
The drama caused by my new aunt-in-law could’ve powered a whole city—that’s how vile she was! My story is about how I got her to shut up…
Wishes Of The State Police
Two men are driving in Alabama when they are pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper approaches, bangs his baton on the window, the driver rolls…
The Man Answers The Phone
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. The cell phone on one of the benches rings, and one of the men puts the…
Mother, How Were Humans Created?
A little girl was sitting at the kitchen table drawing a picture of her parents with crayons. She started thinking about her grandparents… what about her grandparents’…
Buying A Suit On The Cheap
A man was sold a very cheap suit. “But my left arm is much longer than my right arm,” he complained. “That’s why the suit is so…
The Poodle Dog’s Problem
A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly lunges at his friend. “My life is a mess,” it says. “My owner is a…
The Conductor’s Amazing Plan
A businessman rushed to the station just in time to catch the Rockhampton Express from Brisbane. After taking his seat, he asked the conductor when the train…
Her Husband’s Important Question
The room was filled with pregnant women and their husbands. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly…