A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down. The garage doesn’t open until morning, so they have…

The following story comes from Reddit and it’s so good that is has been around for a while. Check it out below. A woman, cranky because her…

A woman meets an elderly man in a bar. They talk: they connect: they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he…

Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub .He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, “A bush….

2 ladies are walking their dogs. One has a big black lab, the other has a chihuahua. They pass a bar and the lab owner says “Let’s…

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs…

An elderly couple decides to live it up a little and go to McDonald’s… When they order the food, the old man divides the fries in half…

The math teacher asks Little Johnny: “If I give you 3 cats, and then another 3 cats, and then again another 3 cats, how many cats would…

A man hires a new maid and calls home to speak to his wife. The maid picks up. “Is this the maid” “Yes” “Well may I speak…