The new maid
A man hires a new maid and calls home to speak to his wife. The maid picks up. “Is this the maid” “Yes” “Well may I speak…
A Scottish man find a lamp
An English man, a Welsh man and a Scottish man find a lamp One of them give it a rub and a genie pops out. “ Thank…
THE F-WORD
This man goes to confession and says, “Forgive me father for I have sinned. The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins and the…
70-Year-Old Widow Posts A Newspaper Ad To Find A Husband
What age comes to mind when someone is mentioned as being “old”? That age keeps getting older as we move closer to it, so this is a…
An American couple is driving
An American couple is driving through Canada and stops at a gas station to fuel up. As the man goes into the station to pay, his wife…
A Teenage Boy Goes To Church To Confess His Sins
“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?” ‘Yes, Father, it is.”…
A cabbie picks up a nun
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him…
A man gets a job
A man gets a job at one of those sells everything superstores The manager tells him remember you’re on commission more people you sell to the more…
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear,…
An Old Man Decides to Prove His Wife Isn’t Having Hearing Problems.
An elderly guy notices that his wife is having difficulty hearing. He attempts to convince her to take a hearing test, but she refuses. He decides to…