Our granddaughter accused us of being cheap after getting our wedding present.
I (70s F) am the grandma to 5 grandkids. My husband & I usually get them a small wedding gift. For our youngest one, we bought an…
After this situation, my life split into “”before”” and “”after.
I was going to give it away, but for some reason, I decided to use it. My life split into ‘before’ and ‘after’ that moment. The cashier’s…
Husband
A Sailor sent an e-mail to his wife, informing her that his ship would be returning from deployment a day early. Arriving home, he found his wife…
A Husband And Wife Get Up On Sunday Morning
After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” “Simple. I’m not going.” “Why not?” “Well, I’ll give…
This Rich Woman Tried
(I am totally deaf in my left ear and partially deaf in my right. I wear a regular hearing aid in my right ear and have a…
I took
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in…
Drama this Morning
My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her…”pack your things and …..” At that point, her phone rang, so I had…
Closing Sarmon Words
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it…
One evening a husband
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take…
WIFE CAME LATE & FOUND OUT
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her…