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AS THE PLANE WAS GOING…

An old couple were sitting in the plane on their way to Hawaii to celebrate their golden wedding anniversary.

Suddenly the pilot made an announcement: “Dear passengers, unfortunately I have some bad news. One of our engines has failed and we will be making an emergency landing. Thankfully there is a deserted island nearby, where we should be able to land on the beach. The odds of being rescued however, are very low and it is likely that we will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives.” Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, they managed to land the plane safely on the island. Shortly after landing, the husband asked his wife: “Honey, did you pay the bill for the

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