An old woman, Grandma Edna, went to the doctor for her annual checkup.
The doctor, trying to make polite conversation, asked, “Mrs. Edna, how are you feeling these days?”
“Oh, I’m feeling just fine, doctor,” she said. “But I do have one little problem… I seem to be passing gas quite a bit. It’s nothing too bad — they’re silent, and they don’t smell at all. In fact, I’ve probably passed gas about 10 times just sitting here talking to you… but you’d never know because they’re completely harmless.”
The doctor smiled, nodded, and scribbled something on his notepad.
“Alright, Mrs. Edna, I’m going to give you these pills. Take them twice a day and come back in a week.”
A week later, Edna walked into the office, arms crossed and looking furious.
“Doctor! I don’t know what those pills did, but now my gas smells terrible!”
The doctor looked up, grinning. “Great! Now that we’ve fixed your sense of smell, let’s work on your hearing.”
LOL!!
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An Old Woman Walked Into A Supermarket.
The old lady is in the supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the manager asks if he can help.
“I’m looking for Broccoli.”
He informs her that they are out of stock, and she leaves.
An hour later she is back throwing the frozen veggies onto the floor, the irate manager asks again if he can help.
“I’m looking for Broccoli.”
Once again he informs her that they are out of stock.
15 mins before closing, she comes stalking straight to the frozen veggies, as she is about to start throwing them out, the very irritated manager asks can I help.
“I’m looking for Broccoli.”
The Manager asks Madam can you spell Dog in Dogmore.
She says yes ”DOG.”
“Very good, can you spell Cat in Catsdelight.”
She says “CAT.”
“Very good, now can you spell F in Broccoli.”
She says, ”there’s no F in Broccoli.“
“Madam, I’ve been trying to tell you that all day!!!”
LOL!!
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An Old Lady Entered A Crowded Bus.
An old lady entered a crowded bus.
I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker gets on.
All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up the remaining standing places but she stands close to me, staring me in the eyes.
After 5 minutes of this, I kindly ask, ‘May I help you?’
She replies, “Yes, I have been waiting here for 5 minutes now and you have not offered to give me your seat.“
“Can you give me a good reason why I should?”
I can give you 5. I am an old woman of 86, I have near paralysis in my left leg, a hip that has been replaced twice, my husband died 3 days ago and every second I stand up is pure agony. Can you give me as many reasons why you deserve the seat?”
Sadly, only one. I’m the f-reakin’ driver.”
