An Old Man Breaks Wind In Bed And Starts A Farting Contest With His Wife

They sometimes say that marriage is a game for the young, but if you ask any older couples, they will tell you that experience matters the most.

Think of it this way, when you first get married, you are careful to do everything right.

When you are older, you don’t mind doing something wrong on occasion.

That fact can be seen in the funniest way when an old man starts a farting contest with his wife.

It’s a moment in time of laughter and love, but it ends with a moment of regret. Read on.

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.’

His wife rolls over and says, ‘What in the world was that?’ The old man replied, ‘its fart football.’

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, ‘Touchdown, tie score…’

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, ‘Aha. I’m ahead 14 to 7.’

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, ‘Touchdown, tie score.’

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, ‘Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.’ Now the pressure is on for the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, ‘What in the world was that?’

The old man says, ‘Half time, switch sides.

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