An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight,
so that it would not blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said:
“Pardon me, madam.
I do not intend to be forward,
but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?”
“Yes, I know,”
said the lady,
“I need both hands to hold onto this hat.”
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