The officer motions for her to pull over, then approaches up and asks her, smiling:

“What’s the rush?”

“I’m late for work.”

“Sure,” the officer replies,

“What do you do?”

“I’m a rectal distender.”

“A what?” A rectal distender?

“What exactly is that?”

“Well, you see, I start with one finger, then another, and so on, until the entire hand is in.

I work from side to side until I can fit both hands in, and then I slowly but steadily enlarge the rectum until it’s approximately 6 feet wide.”

“And what the hell do you do with a 6 feet asshole?” “Give him a speed gun and put him by the side of the road.”