An elderly woman had just come back home after an evening at Church

An elderly woman had just come back home after an evening at

Church when she was startled by a burglar.

She caught him red-handed,

trying to make off with her valuables, and shouted,

“Stop! Acts 2:38!”

“Repent and be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.”

The burglar froze in place.

Calmly, the woman called the police and told them what had happened.

When the officer arrived and started to cuff the man, he asked, “

Why did you freeze like that?

All she did was shout a Bible verse at you.”

“Bible verse?” the burglar replied.

“I thought she said she had an ax and two .38s!”

Related Posts

An Old Man Decides To Prove His Wife Isn’t Having Trouble Hearing.

An old man notices that his wife is having trouble hearing. He tries telling her to go for a hearing test, but she won’t hear of it….

15 Real-Life Horrors That Hi:t Like a Sudden Tornado

For some people, the spine-tingling thrill that horror films or unsettling literature provide is unnecessary; they’ve faced eerie experiences firsthand. While a few of these haunting recollections…

“Patient’s Fear of Needles Leads to Hilarious Dental Solution!”

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. “No way! No needles! I hate needles!” says the patient. The dentist starts…

I Blew Up at My Mother-in-Law After She Tried to Take Over My Home

Five years after getting married, one woman faces a major problem — her mother-in-law. From the very beginning, her MIL clearly said that she didn’t approve, using…

“Customer First, Always.”

Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office immediately. Little Johnny: Yes, sir! Boss: Little Johnny, I noticed you arguing with the customer who just left. I’ve…

Husband sent a text to his wife at night

Husband sent a text to his wife at night, “Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothesand make sure you prepare my…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *