An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let

An elderly couple had just crawled into bed

when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared,

“Seven points!

”His wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked,

“What are you talking about? ”

Not one to be left out of the fun, his wife waited a few minutes,

then let out her own impressive fart and confidently announced,

“Touchdown! Tie game!

” After a brief pause, the old man fired off another one and boasted,

“Aha, 14 to 7!I’m back in the lead! ”

Determined to stay in the game,

the wife followed up with another loud one and grinned,

“Touchdown, tie game again! ”

Then, with a small squeaker, she added,

“Field goal!

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