An American couple is driving through Canada and stops at a gas station to fuel up.
As the man goes into the station to pay, his wife calls out to him, “Ask them where we are!” So the husband walks in, pays, and asks, “By the way, where are we?”
To which the attendant answers, “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.” The man goes back to his car and the wife asks, “Where are we?” “He doesn’t speak English” replies the husband.
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A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. “Wow, look how small…
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A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What…
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie. He decides to test it out on his son at supper. Dad says: “Where…
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