A young woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man wearing
a cowboy hat. “Excuse me sir but are you a real cowboy?”
The man says,
“Well I have a ranch and horses.
I go to rodeos and raise cattle and other
livestock, so yes I suppose I’m a real cowboy.”
The woman says,
“Well I think I’m a l*sbian. Women are always on my mind whether
I’m working eating driving or whatever its still the same.
I cant get women off my mind.
Yes I think I’m a lsbian.”
The young woman gets up and leaves the coffee shop.
A short time later a young guy
comes in and sits down next to the man and asks him,
“Sir are you a real cowboy?”
To that the man replies, “Well I always thought
I was, but just a few minutes ago I found out l’m a I*sbian!”
