A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company.
One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. “Quick,” said the woman to her lover, “into the closet!”, and she pushed him intclosets tark undressed. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the
3 men die on Christmas Eve, to get into heaven. St. Peter says, “You must have something on you that represents Christmas.” he Englishman flicks on his…
A young boy tells his father, “Dad, our math teacher wants to see you.” The father asks, “What happened?” The boy replies, “She asked me, ‘How much…
A man escapes from prison after serving 15 years and breaks into a house, looking for money and weapons. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed….
My sister had left a sandwich in the fridge with her name on it, clearly meant for her. I knew it was her lunch, but I couldn’t…
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence,…
A little boy comes running into the room and says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?” The Grandpa says, “I don’t know, why?”…