“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?”
‘Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?”
“I can’t tell you, Father I don’t want to ruin her reputation.” “Well, Tommy, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Patricia Fitzgerald?”
“I cannot say.” “Was it Lisa O’Shanter?” “I’ll never tell.” “Was it Cathy O’Dell?”
“I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.” “Was it Fiona Mallory?”
