…. readyto devour the man whole.
The priest quickly falls to his knees, looks up to the heavens and prays, “Dear God, please teach this lion mercy and give him religion.” A chorus of angels is heard as a beam of light shines down on the mountain lion.The lion then drops to his knees, looks up to heavens and prays, “Dear God, bless you for this food I’m about to receive.”
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