A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all.

A pirate wife complained that

her husband spent all of his free time in a pub.

So one night, he took her with him.

“What’ll you have?” he inquired.

“Oh, I do not know.

“The same as you,

I suppose,” she said.

So the husband got a

drink and threw it

down in one shot.

His wife observed him,

took a sip from her glass,

and then spat it out. “Yuck,

that’s TERRIBLE!” She said,

“I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!”

“Well, there you go,” exclaimed the spouse.

“And you think I’m out

enjoying myself every night!”

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