A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married on the same day.

Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but “Nescafé.” Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafé jar. It said: “Good to the last drop.” Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: “Pall Mall”. Mom now knew to go straight to her husband’s cigarettes, and she read from the Pall Mall pack: “Extra Long King Size.” She was again slightly embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter.