A Married Couple Thought Everything Was Fine — Until This Happened

A Married Couple Thought Everything Was Fine — Until This Happened

A married couple

is asleep when

the phone

The wife

answers it,

and after a few

seconds

she replies,
“How

should I know?

We’re 300

miles inland.”
The husband asks,

“Who was that, dear?”
“I don’t know.

Some dumb bitch

asking if the coast is clear.”

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