A man is lying on the beach,
wearing nothing
but a cap over his crotch.
A woman passing by remarks,
“If you were any sort
of a gentleman,
you would lift your hat to a lady.”
He replies,
“If you were
any sort of a hot lady,
the hat
would lift by itself.”
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