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A man is lying on the beach..

A man is lying on the beach,

wearing nothing

but a cap over his crotch.

A woman passing by remarks,

“If you were any sort

of a gentleman,

you would lift your hat to a lady.”

He replies,

“If you were

any sort of a hot lady,

the hat

would lift by itself.”

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