A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags.
“Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas!.I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!”The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing his bags.“What do you think you are doing?” she screamed. “I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year!”
«Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and laptop,» my daughter exclaimed…
Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office immediately. Little Johnny: Yes, sir! Boss: Little Johnny, I noticed you arguing with the customer who just left. I’ve told you before…
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The officer motions for her to pull over, then approaches up and asks her, smiling: “What’s the rush?” “I’m late for work.” “Sure,” the officer replies, “What…
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